I am 33.
I have a BA in English Literature.
I lived within 25 miles of the Walt Whitman Bridge for 26 years.
Me to Dorothy circa 3 years ago: “Do you know how old I was when I realized that the Walt Whitman Bridge was named for Walt Whitman?”
Me: “I was like 16.”
Dot: giggle, escalating
Me: “And by 16, I mean last year. After reading it in the newspaper.”
Me: “Are you even able to breathe right now?”