Friday, April 07, 2006

Karma's a Bitch

Actual reasons I have broken up with someone:
- he changed the gears on my bike to a much easier setting when he borrowed it.
- he tried to do the "girlfriend grip" (hand on the back of the neck while walking, as if to guide the girl) on me.

Actual way I have broken up with someone:
- from a payphone outside of a mall because I wanted to hang out with Dorothy more than I wanted to go on this date. The conversation did indeed include the phrases, "it's not you, it's me" and "seriously, I'm insane". Insult to injury is that Dot & I then went to our favorite bar and he was there. We didn't speak.

Current dating status:
- single

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