I once stated that I would probably break up with someone if he ever gave me roses.
I hate roses. I think they are cliche. And they smell like old people.
I just now discovered that I would definitely not even respond to someone who gave me a virtual rose.
Yes, I am a bitch who is going to die old and alone with my cats. The same cats that will have eaten half my face before someone finds me. But at least it won't smell like roses.