J - "Ms. Wendyrella, I don't feel so good. I ate something in the bathroom."
me - "you did what?"
J - "He told me there's a new candy machine in there."
me - while on hold with poison contol. "you really think if we had a secret candy
machine, we'd put it in the boy's bathroom by the kindergarten?"
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J - "and then he wiped his butt with toilet paper and threw it at me."
where did I go so wrong?
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