and you apparently aren't taking the hint.
Over at Will's, he has a post "You had me at shut up and bite down", in which he asks readers to recount moments when they knew someone wasn't "the one". Reading through the comments made me sad, mostly because of the terrible things people we love are capable of doing. I considered commenting, because I'm obviously in the not having found "the one" category. But then I realized my problem is quite different. For me, people have done things that very clearly let me know that I was(am) wasting my time, but yet, I still tried(try) to figure out how to make it work.
1. I'm going to move back in with my ex-girlfriend, but I can still imagine marrying
2. I'm going to move to LA, but I see us together in about 10 years. (I believe the
"after I try and fuck movie star wannabees and models" was implied)
3. If you move back from Portland I can't promise that anything will be any
different, but at this very moment I want you here.
4. I know I have an extremely small dick, but I'm still going to break up with you
You all get the point. I'm realizing I'm pretty screwed.