and you apparently aren't taking the hint.
Over at Will's, he has a post "You had me at shut up and bite down", in which he asks readers to recount moments when they knew someone wasn't "the one". Reading through the comments made me sad, mostly because of the terrible things people we love are capable of doing. I considered commenting, because I'm obviously in the not having found "the one" category. But then I realized my problem is quite different. For me, people have done things that very clearly let me know that I was(am) wasting my time, but yet, I still tried(try) to figure out how to make it work.
examples:
1. I'm going to move back in with my ex-girlfriend, but I can still imagine marrying
you.
2. I'm going to move to LA, but I see us together in about 10 years. (I believe the
"after I try and fuck movie star wannabees and models" was implied)
3. If you move back from Portland I can't promise that anything will be any
different, but at this very moment I want you here.
4. I know I have an extremely small dick, but I'm still going to break up with you
first.
You all get the point. I'm realizing I'm pretty screwed.
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Quite making me cry and laugh in the same post. That just is too much emotion for a few paragraphs.
If it makes you feel better, my closest expereince to finding "the one" was a cattle truck driver in el salvador. His most shining quality was that he had all of his teeth.
Teeth are underrated!
I think the worse part is that #4 is married. I feel sorry for her.
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